Category Archives: Cebuano

Our Attempt On Cebuano Erotica

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ANG KINADAK-ANG SAGING SA BARYO SAGING

Usa ka gabie, naglakaw si Terry Boy sa madulom nga lawak sa Tabunok dihang iyang nasiplatan ang maanyag ug hubag nga si Magda. Dugay na siyang adunay pagtan-aw niini, apan iya rang gisalikway ang iyang gibati kay kwartahan kini sila ug pamilya ug hilabihan gyud ang ka-anyag niini. Kaniadtong bata pa sila igo lang gyud siya sa pagtan-aw kaniya labon magduwa kini ug barbie doll didto sa ilang teres. Puti kaayo siya ug panit, mura ba ug ploresen kahayag, mura’g diyosa nga mikanaug gikan sa langit. Ang iyang buhok sama kaitom sa uling nga gipalit ni Terry Boy ganina sa tindahan nila Titing, apan sinaw pa sa opaw nga ulo ni Bembol Roco. Mura ba siya ug modelo sa Sunsilk. Iyang mga ngabil mura pud ug bugnay nga nahinog na ug pagkalami na lang bang supsupon ug wala’y undang.

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The Day We [Soft]Trolled IRC

Because we were bored. And there was no other way to alleviate the boredom than to to troll for the LULZ. Hit the jump to view the show. Keep in touch for Part II!

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The 20 Types Of PUJ Passengers

Like many of you guys, I rely on public transportation to get to school, work, or anywhere, because I’m too poor to have my own car. Most of us take the PUJs (aka the Undisputed King of the Roads), because it’s the most reliable and affordable form of public transportation. And perfect for you if you’re trying to save money for a Morrissey concert.

But we all know the blemishes of riding a PUJ: the expected inhalation of the polluted city air, the challenges of being quick enough to catch the one last seat before others could steal it, the clogged roads, the scorching heat emanating from people squeezing in and the different people you happen to meet inside. I’m talking about people like…

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